Sunday, September 04, 2005

I need some help here. I just ordered this pair of trousers from an excellent on-line catalogue. I was delighted to discover a company that actually held my correct measurements....well, they actually alter the trousers to your size after you order them. Thing is though, they come with this strange button hole thingy. It buttons to a button that's sort of in the region of your upper-groin / appendix area. I have no idea what it is for. I phoned the company for advice, but the lady on the help desk said she'd find out. She phoned back later when I was out and Sue, my wife took the call. When I got home she told me that it was for 'male modesty', which confused me even more. At the moment, I'm guessing that it's something for blokes with piercings. Whatever....can anybody release me from my state of conundrum?