June 2nd 2003

Something really funny happened to me last Friday. I was on my trip to the Milton Keynes bagpipe festival. I stopped at a Motorway service area. I had to visit the gents. Strangely, as I was washing my hands, I noticed a charming young lady there by my side. Ask me what she was doing.......

"What was she doing Phil?"

"Would you believe......and you may have to think about this.......she was putting her contact lenses in !"