October 3 2003
Published by Tattyjacket under on 06:39Jordan
The other day in school we were learning an old English folk song, "The Gypsy's Wedding Day". This has a reference to fortune telling. A few of the class had stories to tell about fortune telling. Jordan....one of my class naughties.........slowly, steadily puts his hand up. Now, you should now that Jordan has a wonderful lisp and looks a bit like.......a bit like .........well, a Neanderthal I suppose.
"Thir," he says," The other day my mother took me to a thpirithualithst church, and they all knew!"
"They all knew what Jordan?"
"They all knew that I'd been naughty witthh Dale Edwardth and that I'd been put in detenthion. It wath really thpooky Thir."
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