Thursday, February 24, 2005

This is what happens when you are dying for the toilet, but have no small cash for the cloakroom attendant, except for a £20 note, then end up racing in to see your wife who is helping out with a Tsunami charity event has any change, and she hasn't and you have a bright idea and buy a raffle ticket just to get some change, then one week later you discover that you've won the most awful clock in creation.
This is about two foot tall and made entirely of plastic. It also has a pendulum that doesn't actually swing, but is held in permanent 'over to starboard'. Any ideas as to what I should do with this horological disaster?